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Looking for short funny jokes? Have you been here before? If you're a first time visitor--WELCOME. If you're an otter regular--WELCOME BACK. Short Funny Jokes for You!Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No. Funny Blonde Joke A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying. The manager of the store came outside and asked her what was wrong. The blonde said to the manager, "My mother just died." As the manager relayed his condolences the blonde's cell phone rang. The blonde says into the phone, "OMG. Are you serious?" And then hangs up the phone. The manager asks her what's wrong. "That was my sister," replied the blonde. "Her mom just died, too." Three Quickie Man/Woman Jokes Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account You Know You're Getting Old ... A young teenager, listening to some music his mother was playing asked who the band was. "The Beatles," she told him. "Oh. Who's in the group?" When his mother told him, he said with surprise, "I didn't know Paul McCartney had a group before Wings!" Old Lady Adventures Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off." "What makes you say that?" "He's using my hand." Get more short funny jokes and other jokes Inspirational Otter Funny Stuff and Other Stuff Home
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