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Funny Valentine Poems

More funny valentine poems and love poems added all the time. Also check out cute funny love quotes, and more funny love quotes

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A very hearty congratulations to you for actually having a Valentine or my sincerest sympathy depending on the nature of your relationship.

Happy Valentine's Day from a Cheapskate or to a Materialist Whore
Happy Valentine's Day.
But for once couldn't you pay?
I love you so much,
but can we go dutch
Prove you love me this way.

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True Love

When I say I love you,
I really mean I'd rather be with you
than be alone.

No matter what

I love you when you're angry,
I love you when you're blue.
I love you when you're happy.
I love you when you're you.
But damn take a Midol or something.

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