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Funny Short Sayings

Enjoy these funny short sayings on life, politics, love and more. While you're here, be a part of my show business dream. These quotes are assembled with love, kindness and as a bribe to gain your interest. You have the power. Use it for the forces of good. Knowing is half the battle. Get down in Fragile Rock. If you get these references you are either a very hip person under thirty or a very cool person over thirty. Either way, we have a bond. Join me and together we can rule the Universe as one.

~ Signed
Your friendly neighborhood, Otter

Short Sayings Part One

• I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
~ Lyndon B Johnson

• A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
~H. L. Mencken

• He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
~ T. S. Eliot (on Henry James)

• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.~ Mark Twain

• Intellectuals solve problemFamous; geniuses prevent them.
~ Albert Einstein

• War does not determine who is right - only who is left.~Bertrand Russell

• Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
~H. L. Mencken

• Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
~ Peter Ustinov

• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
~ Will Rogers

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