Funny Sayings

Use these funny sayings as Facebook posts, wording for birthday cards, in your Email signature or to put on the company bulletin or to brighten your day. Assemble by your favorite otter.

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• Famous and funny short sayings - Part One
Funny quotes and sayings from Frank Sinatra to Albert Einstein.

• Funny Short Quotes and Sayings Part Two - More funny quotations. They're otterific!

• Funny Birthday Sayings Part One - Needing wording for a birthday card? Nothing beats using a funny quote. Keep them handy for when you have to sign that group office card for the person you barely know that works in the office across the hall. It's like cliff notes for getting along in lame office situations.

• Funny Birthday Sayings Part Two - More words o' funny. There are a lot of birthdays and many uncomfortable moments thinking of what to write. Now, when everybody reads the card, they will all marvel at your cleverness.

• Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings - Why only experience the joy of reading bumper stickers in traffic when you can do it right now when you're bored at work. A tip from the otter: Use company office supplies to make your own bumper stickers along with these bumper sticker sayings assemble with a wide range of wittiness. Some stupid. Some clever--well clever in a way that can be done on a bumper sticker. Woo-woo.

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