Funny Poems

Funny poems for you to use in eCards, as MySpace comments, or to recite to the hoidy toidy. Does anybody even say hoidy toidy anymore?

More added all the time. All of these poems o' hilarity are for your non-commercial use. Click on the RSS button under the nav bar (under buttons on the left) to find out when more are added.

I'll kick it off with a humorous limerick. Note the clever title.

Funny Limerick to Start Things Off

This poem is supposed to be funny.
But what do you expect for the money?
This is what you get
when it's free on the net.
I hope the other poems are funnier than this.

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Otter Enjoying a Funny Poem and Limerick

Otter Enjoying a Funny Poem and Limerick

Hey! If you want to post them on your web page, just paste the code you find in the box under the poem. If you don't use the code then, you can't use it. That's the rule. Without rules there would be anarchy.

For instance for the poem above copy and paste what's in the box:

More Funny Poems

Now that we're off to a rousing start check out these other wonderlicious pages o' hilarity or corny rhyming and not rhyming words in a row.

• Funny Limericks • Funny Birthday Poems • Funny Everday Poems
• Funny Valentine Poems • Funny Kids Poems

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