Funny Poems for Kids

Funny poems for kids from your favorite Otter. Remember those old nursery rhymes you used to recite as a kid? Well here are some new, original, rhymes making their debut here on the Otter website. Ooh.
Enjoy these funny animal poems and funny family poems that you won't find anywhere else. Chock full of jokes about teachers, animals, pooping, ABC's--you know all the classics.

Billy Was A Funny Goat
by Inspirational Otter

Billy was a funny goat
He love peanut butter and jelly.
But Grandma made him eat in the yard,
because he was so smelly.

One day, he had a plan
to take a bubble bath
he snuck into the house at night
and scrubbed his belly fast.

The next day when grandma
got the peanut butter and bread
she smelled a freshly showered goat
and he ate at the table instead.

But being clean can take
a funny old goat only so far
he burped and spilled his milk
and had to finish his snack in the yard.

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