Funny Poems
or attempts to write them

Short funny poems are fun to write.
Otter Poetry Tip: Let your creative juices flow is often a tip, but here's another. Let them halt and drive you crazy and then give up. Also, don't judge and keep posting stuff to your website anyway.

I set a goal to write a particular poem, on a particular subject. A VERY MODEST GOAL. I don't know what's worse. That this was a goal or that I did not achieve it.

I call these masterpieces or rather, masterpie (the otter plural equivalent)....

Way to Many Attempts
to Write a Diet Coke Haiku

Luck Ran Outby the Inspirational Otter

Diet Coke on sale,
but I snatched a bad 12-pack.
Better luck next time.

Luck Ran Out.2

Diet Coke on sale!
This can tastes kind of funky
Yet I finish it.

Luck Ran Out .3

Yay! A diet coke.
Darn. I got a funky can,
but I still drink it.

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