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Funny New Years Resolutions

These funny New Years resolutions are easy to keep and fun to share. You can probably think of even funnier ones. Submit them here and let the world share in your hilarity.

New Year's Resolutions

• Lose weight until Summer is over and then gain all of it back.
• Stop smoking .... in hospitals.

• Save money .... on hookers.

• Eat healthier by adding more lettuce on BLTs.

• Find my soul mate .... and five extra partners.

• Procrastinate less. Watch favorite shows on Tivo before work.

• Clean up the clutter IN MY BANK ACCOUNT by going to Vegas.

• Keep in touch with old schoolmates that have gained more weight then me.

• Drink less alcohol .... at funerals.

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