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Funny Love Quote Part Two:
Oh Love You Devil
Funny love quote part one
is on this page, but much like the beloved George Burns movie, "Oh God, You Devil" that inspired the title for this page, seeing part one is not required for your enjoyment. These quotes brought to you by Your Friendly Neighborhood Otter.
Funny Love Quote - A - Go Go
• Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. ~ Gracie Allen• I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands. ~ Dudley Moore• You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. ~ Melanie Clark• Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Steve Martin• By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
~ Dorothy Parker• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~ Joan Crawford• Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen• If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ~ Katharine Hepburn• The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. ~Oscar Wilde• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience. ~ Woody Allen• What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. ~ Pearl Bailey
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