Funny Limericks

The most famous funny limericks are really dirty, most notably the Man from Nantucket. That one isn't here. These are not dirty, but all show biz-esque inspired from and written by your favorite neighborhood otter.

Limerick 1
There once was an actress from LA,
who wanted to star on Broadway.
She met the director for brunch,
went to his place for lunch
and was cast in the lead that day.


Limerick 2
There once was an otter from Hollywood
who did everything she could
to get on stage
and get paid
and stay out of a cubicle for good.


Limerick 3
There once was a man from New York,
who got tired of being a dork.
So he lost some weight
and thought he was great
and had lots of women to court.

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