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Funny Birthday Jokes

My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

Q: "My birthday's coming. Do you know what I need?"A: "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.""Next time don't eat the candles."

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!

Q. What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?A. I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.

"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."

The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.

She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"

He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"

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