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Inspirational Quotations for You

• Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
~ Bertrand Russell

• The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
~ Noelie Alito

• Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
~ Charles Schulz

• My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
~ Montaigne

• The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
~Vidal Sassoon

• The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
~Joe Girard

• Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought. ~Henri L. Bergson

• The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
~ Maureen Dowd

• By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
~ Robert Frost

• Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
~ Jackson Brown

• A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
~ Douglas Adams

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