Funny Bumper Sticker SayingsEnjoy funny bumper sticker sayings without sitting in traffic. Perfect for quick, cubicle comedy. Make little signs. Burn up office supplies and make stickers with address and package labels. You're bored.
Rehab Is for Quitters. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. Drive it like you stole it. Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician. Boldly going nowhere... If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. My kid beat up your honor student. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Cover me. I’m changing lanes. Horn broken - watch my finger. At least the war on the environment is going well. My other car is .........also a piece of $hit. What SUV would Jesus drive? Honk if you love silence. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me Frodo failed. Bush has the ring. Give me coffee and no one will get hurt. Exit Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings and Go to Home of Funny Stuff 
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