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Funny Blonde Jokes
Who am I? I'm Christy Murphy . I've been on TV, but not any of the good shows comedians get on. BUT YOU can change all that by becoming a SUPER AGENT in Operation Otter or just by visiting this site over and over again and calling up all the network executives you know and telling them you want to see me. OR come see me perform when I'm in town. Okay, now back to your regular scheduled programming. Okay, your really funny blonde jokes as promised ...Funny Blonde Jokes - Blonde and PigA blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" Funny Blonde Jokes - Blonde and Pizza The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" Blonde Jokes - Orange Juice Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Funny Blonde Jokes - Can't hide it A blond dyed her hair to the color of a brunette because she wanted to seem smarter. One day she was driving down the road and saw a farmer. She said to him "if i can guess how man sheep you have can I have one?" He agreed. She guessed 150 and the farmer counted the sheep and she was right. As she was loading the sheep into the trunk the farmer said "if I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?" Funny Blonde Jokes - Dimples Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! There was a brunette sitting in the middle of the road singing 53 53 53 53. A blond comes out to where the brunette was and said, what are you doing? The brunette motioned her to sit down. The blonde did and started to sing with the brunette, 53 53 53 53. The brunette got up when the blonde was to caught up in singing and moved to the side of the road. A semi came speeding down the highway and the blonde was ran over. The brunette came back out, moved the dead blonde into the ditch. She sat down, and started to sing, 54 54 54 54. Funny Blonde Jokes - Gone Fishing One day a blonde decided to go ice fishing. So she packed up all her gear and headed for the nearest pond she could find. When she got there she started to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly she heard a booming voice."There are no fish under the ice."Surprised she turned around and saw no one. So she went back to cutting the hole. The booming voice popped in again,"There are no fish under the ice!"Again she turned around and saw no one. So she asked "Is that god?"The booming voice said,"No this is the Ice Rink Manager." Funny Jokes - Attractive Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles. Blondie Jokes - Two Blondes Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down! Funny Blonde Jokes - Prize Winner What type of prize did you win?A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!" The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!" By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes." Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL." More Funny Blonde Jokes Funny Stuff and Other Stuff on Inspirational Otter Home
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