Funny Blonde Jokes III
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There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.
A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
Funny Blonde Jokes - Jumper
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Funny Blonde Jokes - OJ
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on the label.
Funny Blonde Jokes - Three blonds on death row
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Funny Jokes - Heaven
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met SaintPeter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter.
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Funny Blonde Jokes - Breakfast
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look, donut seeds."
Funny Blonde Jokes - The Dead Bird
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Funny Blonde Jokes - Middle of the Night
A blonde was woken up in the middle of the night to find her house alight. So she went straight to the phone and called 911. When they asked how do you we get to your house, she said "Duh...in the big red truck!"
Funny Blonde Jokes - Speeding
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.Just yesterday you take away my license and now today you expect me to show it to you."
Funny Blonde Jokes - Fix The Dents
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed herto blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ..."HELLLLOOOO!!!You need to roll up the windows."
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