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Funny Birthday PoemsThese poems are all original so if you copy them into a card you can look original. But these are just for your personal use. Other funny happy birthday pages, that you may like for your MySpace, Facebook, card-wording and Email needs are birthday jokes and funny birthday sayings. Ode to An Aging Man Oh how your bones creak as you rise from the couch. Or how you make a grunting sound even when no poop comes out. Hark! Our king is rising to go to the kitchen for another beer. Let's celebrate this special day your liver made it another year. Happy Birthday! Really Stupid Birthday Poem Happy Birthday to you! You got old, but I did, too. You look fat and dumpy, and you wear ugly shoes. Short Birthday Wishes It's your birthday. Be happy. Or not. Don't let anybody force their crap on you, it's birthday for crying out loud. Birthday Present Shopping I wanted to get you a present to wish you Happy Birthday. I wanted something pleasant, but not something totally lame. But parking was such a hassle The mall was a pain in the ass, so I got you this card at 7-11 and figured I'd give you some cash. You're Old You're too old for a new bike, to young for a wheel chair. Too old to hire a clown too young to no longer care that your friends are closer to death and really so are you so enjoy one of your happy birthdays your days are becoming few. Exit Funny Birthday Poems and Go to Funny Otter Home 
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