Funny Birthday Jokes - Part II

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It's like strolling the card aisle, but without people crowding you and you don't actually walk.

Here are the jokes. Insert your own rimshots.

Funny Birthday Jokes

Short Funny Birthday Jokes

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.

The good news is I've been given a goldfish for my birthday. The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!

Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Gift for the Boss - Funny Birthday Jokes

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"

His employees replied, "No."

Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"

"His employees replied again, "No."

Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"

His workers responded, "A puppy."

Happy Birthday Singers

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.

"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice. "You folks need all the practice you can get."

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