Funny Birthday Card Saying

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• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

• The first hundred years are the hardest. ~ Wilson Mizner

• Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

• Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.

• I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.

• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

• Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

• May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine. ~Frank Sinatra

• People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

• Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

• There is still no cure for the common birthday.

• You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

• To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

• A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

• The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

• There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know. ~Lewis Carroll

• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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