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Funny Birthday Card SayingPick a funny birthday card saying to use as wording for your cards, Emails, and even MySpace birthday comments. More on the way. Subscribe to this site to get updates on all the latest funny stuff. Just click on the RSS feed buttons! Funny Birthday Sayings Just for You!• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.• The first hundred years are the hardest. ~ Wilson Mizner • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’. • Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty. • I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. • May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine. ~Frank Sinatra • People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. • There is still no cure for the common birthday. • You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. • To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. • The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. • There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know. ~Lewis Carroll • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Exit Funny Birthday Card Saying and Go to Otter Funny Stuff Home 
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