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• Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff • The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. ~ Cher • I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~Woody Allen • Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. ~H. L. Mencken • If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ~ Bette Midler • You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. ~ Henny Youngman • If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. ~ Lily Tomlin • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx Next page o' funny love quotes. Hey baby! You got more!
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