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Clean Funny Short Jokes
I'm posting these clean funny short jokes gathered by my beautiful assistant in the Philippines, Raquel, in an attempt to lure
you
to website and propel me on my rocket ship to super stardom.
And now what you actually came to this site for. Insert your own rim shots.
Note: These Jokes Are Old School I Think Some of Them May Even Be Haunted
Clean Funny Jokes for You
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Mad Cow
Two cows are standing around one day when one cow says to the other, “So what do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other cow replies, “What the do I care? I’m a helicopter!”
Clean Funny Short Joke - Classic
Man A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.Man B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Correct the sentenceTeacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in thefield”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.
Blushing Tomato
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?A. It saw the salad dressing!
High StakesA man walks into a butcher’s shop and inquires of the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you fifty bucks that you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
Blind Man
"I see," said the blind man, peeing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."
Yo' Mamma
You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
Grandfatherly Advice
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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